Monty Burns for Mayor

I might be new to NY politics, but I know who gets my vote: Charles Montgomery Burns.

With the slogan “Help Mony’s Millions Beat Bloomy’s Billions!” this group is looking to oust Bloomburg (and his pocketbook), which has been a long-running issue in the city. Bloomburg, who is running for his third term as mayor, has long been accused of buying his office.

Burns’ key platforms include selling Staten Island to offset debt, replacing the current public workforce with homeless people, and building a nuclear power plant in Williamsburg.

Excellent.

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