Before I get any more hate mail, let me clear up a few things.
1. Ive talked to Rachel, its cool, I wasnt trying to ruin her day or anything. Everyone’s got their panties in a bunch because I’m trying to “classify hipsters” or something. Its a blog, not CNN.
2. For the record, the glasses are prescription. Got it.
3. I don’t need anyone’s sass about “making judgments.” I didn’t drag her name through the mud or question her moral character. I simply insinuated that her glasses weren’t prescription (see #2).
4. Im calling this the Coleman bump (similar to the Colbert Bump) because a bajillion people are reading this today. If I had known that, I would have tried to be a little funnier.
I’d like to be able to show my face in Brooklyn again, so….no harm, no foul?