By now my love for Subway has been well documented. To the point where I got Subway gift cards for my birthday — totally not complaining. Nothing perks up the workday like a footlong ham & cheese. My one issue with Subway is their “uniformity.” In the sense that it isn’t uniform — one day your sammie has a good amount of cheese, the next you get 3 little triangles. I finally found someone who noticed this and feels the same way, and had the wherewithall to express it in my favorite form: MS Paint.
I think this perfectly demonstrates the necessity of having a mandated 6 slices of cheese per 12 inches of sandwich. It would remove the anxiety I experience when deciding between a ham & cheese and a meatball sub. So thank you, Hyperbole and a Half, for expressing my feelings for me.