Please don’t bring 15 shopping bags on the subway during rush hour if you can’t maintain your balance. I don’t need you plopping into my lap when the train starts moving because your hands are too full to hold on to a pole (I was going to try and make a stripper reference there but it just didn’t happen. But don’t think I didn’t think of it). If you can afford to buy that much loot, you can afford to take a cab. Thanks.
And what do YOU want for Christmas?