Jeeves, come here please.

Today I was activating my Banana Republic card online (HEY you get some pretty sweet discounts when you open an account), and one of the security question choices was “What city is your vacation home in?” This seemed pretty ridiculous to me, so my coworker and I brainstormed some more BR questions:

  • How many African babies have you adopted?
  • How many soirees do you plan on hosting this holiday season?
  • What was the name of the last au pair you fired?
  • What was the name of the restaurant where you held your last fundraiser with George Clooney?
  • Have you ever made a video of yourself cooking chicken with Martha Stewart?
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3 thoughts on “Jeeves, come here please.

  1. Adam says:

    The third one is a trick question. You never know the actual name of your au pair. You just call every au pair you ever hire Lupita or whatever name you find easiest to remember.

  2. Lupita says:

    As a Lupita, I take offense to that first comment.

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